From the Book - First edition.
Ah! A monster's lot is merry --
Alley cat with one life left --
Alligators are unfriendly --
Ballad of a boneless chicken --
Be glad your nose is on your face --
Cave beast greets a visitor --
Forty performing bananas --
Happy birthday, dear dragon --
Homework! Oh, homework! --
I am falling off a mountain --
I am running in a circle --
I do not like the rat! --
I found a four-leaf clover --
I spied my shadow slinking --
I toss them to my elephant --
I wonder why Dad is so thoroughly mad --
I'd never dine on dinosaurs --
I'm bold, I'm brave -- I'm disgusted with my brother -- I'm in a rotten mood! -- I'm thankful -- I'm the single most wonderful person I know -- Irritating creature -- Its fangs were red --
I've got an incredible headache --
Louder that a clap of thunder --
Ma! Don't throw that shirt out --
Mabel, remarkable Mabel --
Michael built a bicycle --
My brother's head should be replaced --
My dog, he is an ugly dog --
My mother says I'm sickening --
Neighbors are not fond of me --
Never mince words with a shark --
New York is in North Carolina --
No, I won't turn orange! --
Sir Blushington Bloone --
Song of the gloopy gloppers --
Suzanna socked me Sunday --
Throckmorton Thratte -- Today is a day to crow about -- Today is very boring -- Unassuming owl -- Uncanny Colleen -- Underwater wibbles -- We each wore half a horse --
What nerve you've got, Minerva Mott! --
When Dracula went to the blood bank --
When Tillie ate the chili --
Wolf is at the laundromat --
You need to have an iron rear --
Gussie's greasy spoon (2:37)
The new kid on the block (:56)
I wonder why dad is so thoroughly mad (1:22)
Louder than a clap of thunder (1:59)
Song of the Gloopy Gloopers (2:06)
My mother says I'm sickening (1:35)
The carpenter rages (2:23)
When Dracula went to the blood bank (:26)
Ballad of a boneless chicken (2:34)
I'm in a rotten mood (1:12)
Today is very boring (2:06)
My sister is a sissy (1:01)
Bleezer's ice cream (2:09)
A wolf is at the laundromat (:32)
Homework! Oh, homework! (2:33)
When Tillie ate the chili (1:12)
I've got an incredible headache (2:04)
Ah! A monster's lot is merry (2:06)
My dog, he is an ugly dog (1:52)
I am running in a circle (:42)
An alley cat with one life left (2:06)
Forty performing bananas (2:09)
Happy birthday, dear dragon (3:12).